Publishing · Short Stories

Announcing the Publication of “The Foreigner’s Loneliness”

********SO YOU KNOW! This story is now available on my website, right here, for free! Please feel free to read it!********* Exciting news! Yours truly has sold a short story. That’s right, Solarwyrm Press out of New Zealand is publishing “The Foreigner’s Loneliness” in Latchkey Tale’s October 2015 edition: Clockwise (The Darkest Hour). “The Foreigner’s Loneliness” is a… Continue reading Announcing the Publication of “The Foreigner’s Loneliness”

Foreign Languages

Your Character Arrives in Foreign Land: What Happens Next?

Your character travels across the mountains to reach a new country, or perhaps just the next village over. Hark! They speak a different language here that your character has never spoken, at least not outside a lesson! What does your character do next? Recognize their language as a bastard version of their own and begin… Continue reading Your Character Arrives in Foreign Land: What Happens Next?

With Thorough Foodiness

With Thorough Foodiness Week 2: Acceptable Pasta Salad

Welcome back to With Thorough Foodiness for our second feature recipe! Today on WTF, we will be making a pasta salad that everyone will deem acceptable and then forget about. “But why?” I hear you saying. “Why would I want to make a pasta salad that is merely mediocre?” Simple: because it’s ****ing easy.

Poetry · Why I'm a Ridiculous Person

Happy Happy Birthday To Not Me.

In honor of the birthday of Cathleen Townsend, writing buddy, I shall now post a poem that I did not write. My sister wrote it many years ago. Many, many years ago. In Sunday school. When she was twelve, and therefore old enough to know better. *Ahem* Hark, the Ark, The dog goes bark. Thank… Continue reading Happy Happy Birthday To Not Me.